Why wont any method of uninstall work

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I am trying to remove this stupid programme from my machine. I have tried every method detailed and it still wont go away. The uninstall exe wont load. the uninstall function in windows just generates error codes. i am beginning to believe avast have made it so you cant remove this programme what ever you try. 

Cheers Mike

Hello.
Thank you for contacting AVG Community Support.
We apologize for the inconvenience caused to you.
May I know reason why you are trying to uninstall?
You can also try uninstalling using below link :
| AVG (https://support.avg.com/SupportArticleView?l=en&urlName=uninstall-avg-software-clear-remover&q=uninstall)
Please let us know the status of the issue.
We appericate your understanding.