Death Squads Are The Best Virus Solution

Hello Martin,
This isn't the experience we want you to have and I apologize for the inconvenience caused. Please repair your AVG Free Antivirus as per the steps mentioned here . Then try to update it and check the status. If the issue persists, please share the screenshot of that error message to assist further.

Okay. So suddenly my AVG is not downloading updates. It fails with "Unknown Error". Gees, thanks guys - that is a very useful error message right there. It really helps me to solve the problem. I'm like. Oh, "unknown error, hey?" - Just like everybody else, I know exactly how to fix an "Unknown Error".

Look, the fact is that we just need a group of elite killers, death squads, without any borders or boundaries. Their job should be to hunt down and brutally kill any adult who writes a virus. They will be judge, jury and executioner.

That is the real solution to this problem.

Here we all are, like a bunch of pus***, sitting here for hours on end trying to protect ourselves from these c**** who write these viruses, to defend ourselves with cray software that can't even update itself.

I swear, if I ever meet an adult who has written a virus then I will tear his head off with my bare hands and sh
down his neck. So much f****** loss of time, earnings and peace they have caused us all.

Never vote for any politician who does not support these Death Squads.

Virus writers should be hated with all of your heart and soul, almost as much as the idiot who decided that the backspace key should make your browser go back one page instead of just deleting the character to the left of the cursor.

Failing AVG paying for Death Squads to hunt down and brutally kill any adult who writes a virus, it sure would be swell if somebody could tell me what the f*** I am supposed to do in order to make AVG update its own virus definition file. One would have thought that it would "just work", but hey, it is 2018, and in 2018 we all know that nothing can every possibly just f***** work.

Hello Martin,
This isn't the experience we want you to have and I apologize for the inconvenience caused. Please repair your AVG Free Antivirus as per the steps mentioned here . Then try to update it and check the status. If the issue persists, please share the screenshot of that error message to assist further.

John, For your info, just in case that you are unaware, you can post the screenshot here in your topic. Click on 'Answer' & then click on the 'Image' [mountain symbol] & follow the instructions. 
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